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OK so yahoo posts up this article and I read it and well, here's what I thought about it.  You could either go read the article and see what I said or you could just read what I said...  I think either way you'll be fine...   Anyway here's what I wrote:


Well, I don't know if any of this is actually true for men.  I do know that it's true for ME.  I'm not a man but have been accused of acting like gay man various times.

This is actually a friend of mine named Adrian Dalton.  He had the same predicament as me but did something about it.  She is now a he.  He had a lot of courage!  He's also a female impersonator! :D  Now that's new, isn't it? And I love him for it! :D  Anyway, I'm not quite where he was.  I've only been accused of being a gay man.  He actually knew he was one!  Here's his article if you're interested: Metro Article on Adrian Dalton

Now back to me, I need sex not just because it's a "need" but to feel connected, want to be desired, wanted, loved, all those things....  But what did I end up with?  A guy who's not into sex.  Life sure is weird...

I also struggle with visual temptations... I'm an ogler of hot guys... I can't help it.  I sometimes watch gay porn bc that's where the hot guys are.  I think about these things all the time and it makes me wonder if I'd be a cheater should one of them ACTUALLY pay attention my way.  I doubt it bc I think I'm pretty loyal... but man do those fantasies run off with me...

I can be insecure, I think everyone is though, not just men or just women.  Same thing with feelign disrespected.  No one can love someone who disrespects you.  Why would you want to stay with that?  And no one wants to stay with someone who doesn't love them.

Do men want romance?  I dont know... I don't think so...  I do know I'm supposed to do foreplay and all that jazz but I just don't like it... guys seem to be relieved, so yeah, I don't think they want to do all that romance stuff.  They do it just to get to the finish line.  At least that seems to be my POV on the matter.  I don't know any guy who goes out of their way to be romantic when they can just "do it."

Pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

And finally....  Visual attraction of your mate.  Now come on, I realise men are "visual beasts" and thus we women have to peacock for them but this is highly unfair.  Yeah I know, who cares?

Just so you know some of us gay man women (myself) need the guy to look good too.  No way in hell am I going to be attracted to a fat, balding, hairy, ugly man.  If I married you pretty, I expect you to stay pretty...within reason.  A 60 y o man who looks 20 is nice but hella creepy!!  No thank you!  Unless of course, you're naturally this way...  yeah right... good luck... lol

But do I want my husband to suddenly gain 100 lbs, lose all his hair and just "let himself go" like it meant nothing? NO.  Come on now, if I have to peacock, so do you!!

I don't know who this guy is, but he sure as hell is NOT SEXY!!!

Now I may be a rare beast, but as such, I deserve better than the average joe.  I'm not conceited.  I just think good for the goose, good for the gander.  I don't demand much, don't let that visual thing fool you.  I'm the best friend you never had and the woman lots of guys want, I think.  Doesn't matter though, I'm a one man show.  I only date one guy at a time and if I'm with you.  I'm with you.  I'm a one track mind when it comes to that sort of thing.
Unless a young brad pitt lookalike shows up... then we got visual problems going on... but don't worry, you wouldn't know it. :)  I'm an ogler, but I'm also respectful.

However, if you ogle out loud (and what guy doesn't?) then it's a fair game.  I'll do it too.  Just as long as we're both clear it's JUST a visual thing.  Beyond that, we got MAJOR problems.  I don't believe in cheating.  I don't want to have it done to me (again) nor would I do that to someone else.  If I find a better fish, I'll dump you first but honestly, I'm very patient.  I'll wait out your fish.  I don't actually leave until I'm really damn sure you're a bad fish.  THEN I'll go find another fish.

Alright, these are my three cents on the matter.  I think I've said plenty and not enough... ;)  And for all you who like hot guys and whose eyes are burning bc of that supreme court dude, here you go, some visual candy for you... OK me...  ;)

No clue who this is either, but he looks good to me from here! :D  I normally like pretty faces but I'm not complaining...his body and background make up for it. :)

Boots Expert Sensitive Restoring Night Treatment

OK so this is supposed to be some night cream you put on your face and it's supposed to keep it smooth and whatever.  It's supposed to be for sensitive skin.  So then why, in GOD'S name does it have alcohol as the *third* ingredient!?

That makes no sense at all!  Don't they know alcohol is irritating to the skin on normal people, not to mention SENSITIVE skinned people!!  Idiots...

I try this cream on because much like many of you out there, I got duped into buying something because it was supposed to be "good for your skin."  I try it on, it burns like mad.  Mind you, I have NORMAL skin.  I'm like wtf?  why does it burn?  OK, maybe a fluke... maybe I got a little too much sun...  So I dismiss it.

I try it again later...same burning sensation!  WTH!?!  Oh I see, it has aloe in it (last ingredient mind you...) so maybe that's it...  sometimes aloe burns when you're really irritated.


I try it again a week later... fuck, it STILL burns!  Then I read the ingredients and actually pay attention to them... cetyl alcohol... my eyes bulge... what the HELL is that there for in a cream for your face?!?  Oh I know, most creams have alcohol somewhere... stupid...but it's true....but usually not so far up in the ingredients list!!

What is going on!?  Y'all mad over there in England?  Y'all want to burn people's faces?!  Goodness!!  This brand, Boots, is manufactured in England, or so the little jar says.


Never again am I buying this sh again... I don't remember the price, but nothing, even close to free, is worth having my face burn every time I use it!!!  I guess I got myself some foot cream or something... I haven't tried it on other parts of the body but man, I know for sure it's NOT for the face!!

Am I wrong?  Am I the only one who gets burned by this night cream?  Let me know...  This is, of course, for those who tried it or use it.  I sure as heck wouldn't want you to go buy this sh just to tell me if it burns you or not.  I'm not a sadist, for goodness sake!!

SO I see this video and I think, man, this is completely unnecessary!  First it was about the kid but then it's all about the book pushers...  I don't know what the last part was about...but it stopped being about the kid.  It almost sounded like a debate where both parties were on the same page... not much of a debate but the tone was like a debate, lol.  I guess that's what I get for not watching the news.  Maybe it's always like this:

A news story about Jamey Rodemeyer, the kid who committed suicide because he was bullied. He was 14. :(

Click on that link and tell me what you think.

It seems that lately this blog turned into this picture...  I do have a  lot to say but is there anyone to listen? Did my thirst for attention overwhelm my sense of having something to say?  That was a mistake.  I should write because I want to write, because I have something to write, because it matters to someone.  Someone out there can make sense of my ramblings because they probably ramble just the same.  I'm nothing special.  I just, perhaps, voice it differently or more often.

Lately there's been too much of this silence.  Silent tears, silent fears, silent talks...  Just too much friggin silence!  I don't want that anymore.  I want to speak out, write my thoughts.

They say thoughts turn into action.  Well... first I have to figure out what thoughts to think of first!  So many of them.  I'm sure someone can agree, sometimes our brain just talks too much.  Sometimes our reptilian brain takes over and we're overwhelmed with emotions and we act impulsively.  Sometimes it's our hormones.  We, as women, can blame it on hormones but trust me, men have them too, they just can't "say" that this is why they've done what they did.

So for this little blip on the net I want to say it's very sad to hear about people dying young.  A 14 year old died because he was bullied at school.  What's new?  Some will say that they too were bullied and they didn't die.  They didn't commit suicide as this young man did.  But it's different now... people have taken bullying beyond the school yard.  It's everywhere.  So much hatred for no apparent reason.

What ever happened to live and let live?!  Who's to say what other people do or don't do?  Who they fall in love with or why it even matters to anyone else??  Now I hear we lost this kid, who tried to survive the hate through you tube.  Go check him out  Jamey's you tube channel

At one point he felt optimistic, that it was ALL going to be OK.  That he would survive the hate but I guess it was too much and he offed himself.  Totally unnecessary!  He was 14.  He's not the only one bullied to the point of suicide.

When will the madness stop?!  Seriously!  Why do we have to be so brutal?  Why can't we control our own stupidity?  I hope we can turn it around and start promoting love thy neighbour.  I'm not religious but shouldn't we at least do that "command" ? At least it makes sense... we're all human.  Colour of skin, eyes, hair, etc. shouldn't matter, nor should it matter who we love, what we do, all those things as long as we aren't hurting others.  Unless you're into S and M or whatever, but at least it's two adults consenting to be hurt. I think that's weird but hey, to each their own.

Anyway I spoke a lot for a little "blip" and if I can get myself disciplined, I'll keep writing every day if possible.  I want to share my thoughts with the world.  Get them out of my head so I can sleep at night...or whenever...  Til them but don't plant before spring!

C

All products are not created equal...

Today I want to talk about lubes. OK so I've only done like three, but still... four? What? Oh yes... the monkey in my head tells me they use KY at the 'office' from hell... yes, to us ladies, that's the Gynecologist. To you lucky men, the place where a dude (or a woman) gets to look at our bits and hmmm...

ANYWAY... the lubes like KY are useless. So overhyped but last all of five seconds, not enough to get you through the exam, let alone any type of intercourse... ugh...

There's others, the generics that just sting...and last less... I'm not counting those...

There's something called Wet that some people like but I meh'ed at. Then there's Jo, your best friend in silicone disguise... he's good in the shower, not so good in the bedroom. W hat happened? I raved and raved... then he disappointed me... go figure...typical man... And the water version is not much better...but they give you more of it for less... now I know why...

Moving right along... here I'm going to find the perfect lube... you'll see... some gay man will come up with ass grease, I bet. Which would be great... if I were using it for that purpose... noooootttttt.... I think you can get better creativity than some product called ass grease...

Well, this turned out to be short but don't worry, I'll add more later. :)

Cross Dressers are the bomb!

So I get asked sometimes if I like cross dressers. The answer is yes, if they're hot. Well that, my friends, is for the whole eye of the beholder deal, right? But I can't say I have a type other than pretty. I like pretty boys, pretty girls, pretty boys who look like girls, pretty girls who sometimes look like boys, I like all kinds of things! But I'm not bisexual all the way through. I'm what I call, the visual bisexual. I don't care which sex you are as long as you're hot.
That doesn't mean I'll go to bed with you. It means I'll drool over you.

Just yesterday my boyfriend said something to me and I didn't hear a word because some pretty chick walked by so I had to apologise and ask him to say it again. Now I can't remember what he said but I remember the pretty chick's face. sad, I know... Sorry Chris, if you read this... not that you're not that important, it's just that well... she was pretty...and you're always around... (*mental note to buy flowers and reeses peanut butter eggs to get myself out of the dog house because no matter what I'm saying it still sound so wrong...!)

But going back to Cross Dressers... the reason I like them is because some out there are so f ing HOT as women it's ridiculous! And I do like my surprises... Not all of them, some surprises are bad... like finding out your husband was a cheater... (fortunately, don't have to worry about that right now.)

But thinking you're talking to a hot chick and then find out that under those panties is a little extra spice? Well, that's exciting for a girl like me... A girl who's a bit of a nut... I'm rare, I understand... most people (men and women) think CD's are strange aliens who have the plague or something...

But if you're a freak, as I am, or always felt I was, being among CD's is not a big deal. I relish in the differences. I love gay men. They're usually very pretty. I've been told I AM a gay man. I haven't resisted the label. I have drooled and fallen in love with many a gay men...more than I care to speak about...so maybe the whole CD thing is just me, getting my gay men fix, but with a possibility for something extra. Although I admit, many a CD are also gay men... Some go into being TG's (transgenders.) I was in love, for a while, with the idea of she males...but well they're just halfway TG's and all I've known are gay men anyway...or straight women, depending on how you want to look at it. I have yet to meet a she male who wants to be with a girl...I'm sure I'll run into one eventually. Nothing's impossible anymore. The dude from the Disney's Alice in Wonderland was absolutely right. So I won't say anything anymore.

Another reason for liking cross dressers is they can wear all the sh I can't. frilly dresses, pretty lingerie, hot as hell heels, all that jazz... I'm a tomboy. I can't look good in any of that stuff and heels hurt and I'm a woos for that kind of pain. So I figure, I can still go shopping but I don't have to wear it.

But do I NEED my guy to be cross dresser? No, of course not. It makes life interesting but by no means is it necessary. So don't worry, Chris, you aren't going to be asked to be cross dresser. I wonder if that makes up for the distracted moment? I somehow don't think so...

Anyway there you go, that's the long answer to this simple question. I like freaks. All kinds of freaks. I may think some are stranger than others but I feel at home. When you run around with freaks, you have more fun.

Nothing worse than an uptight too serious guy to kill your mood...

And I guess that answers the other question... my guy's not a freak, exactly, he's funny as hell and goofy... We're dorks, we're nerds, and we're too strange to be normal for anyone...and that's OK. That's why we like each other...Maybe I'm wrong... maybe he IS a freak, but a mild one... either which way, I love that about him. It's true what they say, a guy that makes a girl laugh is hers forever. :) And it's also true that a way to a man's heart is through her stomach... yes, her... because remember, I'm a gay man too... ;)

I'm not transgendering anytime soon... I like my girl parts... I like my gay man parts (the brain) so I'm not changing anything there. I wanted to explain myself to the world because it's 2AM and I had to speak. I should sleep...tomorrow is another day for a different blog.

Enjoy the silence...never let me down...precious. (all Depeche Mode songs that fit.)

Samsung Instinct HD - um... yeah... about that...

I went to sprint to get a new phone b/c AT&T was being a pain in the ass. (what company isn't?)

So I got the HD Instinct thinking it will be some fabulous deal! CNET sure thinks so...

I open it expecting, I don't know, rainbows and butterflies... instead I get roaches and wilted dreams.

Oh sure, it's wide, it's pretty, it's functional... try to make a call and you're in trouble. Try to text and that's even worse. UNLESS of course you have teeny weeny fingers who are always super heated. But no, this thing isn't made for normal people... I don't know HOW men use it, if they do, b/c my fingers are small and I STILL hit two keys... a guy with normal fingers would probably hit three! OK maybe I'm exaggerating. My boyfriend had issues using the thing...

I am a facebook addict, some say... (ahem...) And I have to re-log in several times a day because god forbid you're on facebook and someone calls/texts/voice mails you. You get kicked out of the internet, the program, the world... and even if you dismiss it, you STILL have to relog in...

So I go back to Best Buy where I got the stupid thing, only to be told it was discontinued... OF COURSE it was!! People probably bitched about it too and best buy said, fuck it. Well I'm about to do the same... now, my next quest shall be the HTC Hero... Maybe... because last time I thought I was getting a hero I got something not even worthy of food...let alone that name.

Or maybe I'll go retro and get some old thing... because god knows new technology seems to have gotten stupid... heat sensitive touch screens? Hello...some of us have NAILS... or cold fingers... Oy... what ARE these people thinking... Oh right.. .not thinking...

Well, I'm outtie for now... Thanks for listening to the rant, as usual.

But if your'e shopping for aphone...don't get this thing....seriously... I can only guess CNET got paid off b/c no way they should be giving it THAT high of an award when it sucks this badly.